To the Bird and the Bee

To the certain "couple" I am writing this to,

• I do not hate the idea that you are seeing each other
• I just hate it when there is pointless flirting
• If you are feeling chemistry, which I see you two are and are very happy for, I suggest you act on it
• Flirting goes no where in the long run
  
• Flirting can be annoying to the third person around you two
• Cut the poking, prodding, whining, and simulated unnatural kindness, ask the question of whether you want to be together, and go from there.

It may be my personality of just cutting the bullshit and getting to the main point, flirting is O.K. at the start of a relationship, but when it drags on for more than a few weeks things start to get a bit old. This causes the third wheel (me) to retreat into my room at times to let you two have your privacy.

To the Bee: take her heart, respect her, and be there for her when she needs you the most.

To the Bird: take his breath away, treat him well, and be there when he needs you the most.

To Both: Make sure you don't lose yourself and be happy.

And with that, I hope things work out between you two.